An Irishman takes his seat on an airplane next to a Mormon. After the flight takes off and the plane levels out, the drink cart is pushed out. " Would you like a drink?" says the flight attendant to the Irishman. "Eyee, I'll take a whiskey", says the Irishman. The flight attendant then turns to the Mormon, "would you like you a drink?" The Mormon then looks at her and says "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than have liquor touch my lips!!!" The Irishman immediately spits his drink back into the glass, " Me too, I didn't know we had a choice".
Ps. I don't hate Mormons I just thought this was funny..