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Postby C.C. » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:34 pm

Just in case any of you boys are looking to break into acting. Joel might be the perfect role. :wink:
http://www.overthecrux.com/about-the-film/
This is seriously amazing!

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Re: Seriously

Postby triznut » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:02 pm

Woah :shock: Tori Allen is back! And boy is she!!
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Re: Seriously

Postby sevrdhed » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:20 am

He finds her arrogant and self-indulgent, while she finds him egotistical and self-absorbed.


Maybe I'm an idiot, but, aren't these the exact same thing?

I cannot wait to see this movie... I smell an emmy skyrocketing the popularity of climbing to the masses....
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Re: Seriously

Postby BackClip » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:42 am

Hollywood Cheese writer wrote:
Tara Mitchell was a strong climber, an up-and-coming phenom who was in control of her life. Climbing risky bouldering problems with only a 6-inch crash pad for safety, Tara challenged herself to be the best. Then she fell and almost lost her life. Although her physical trauma healed, she lost her edge and confidence, no longer gliding smoothly up the hardest routes.


We are talking about Bouldering right? physical trauma????? did she run out of PBR?
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Re: Seriously

Postby boissal » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:49 am

Hollywood Cheese writer wrote:gliding smoothly up the hardest routes.

I find myself gliding smoothly DOWN the hardest routes. The upward motion is more of a whiny grovely uncoordinated flailfest.

And 6" crashpad? Where do I get myself one of them thick beasts?
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Re: Seriously

Postby 200#gorilla » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:59 pm

is there a part for the whacko photographer that discovers that Tara and Joel are crazed consumer vampires and in the end saves the world by driving wooden stakes through their half naked chalk stained bodies?

if so, i'm all over that.

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Re: Seriously

Postby zacrobinson » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:23 am

200#gorilla wrote:is there a part for the whacko photographer that discovers that Tara and Joel are crazed consumer vampires and in the end saves the world by driving wooden stakes through their half naked chalk stained bodies?

if so, i'm all over that.


I would probably do that for cheaper...
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Re: Seriously

Postby 200#gorilla » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:08 pm

Lulz!

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Re: Seriously

Postby Cheese Writer » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:04 pm

Hollywood Cheese Writer here - I hate to crush your dreams, but although we haven't cast for Joel yet in Over the Crux, it probably won't be an open casting call. We'll most likely use a local (Phoenix) casting agency. That being said, I'll let any of you rock-climbing thespians know which company we'll be using when we pick one.

Thanks for catching me on the 6-inch crash pad. I changed it to 4 inches. As most ladies know, us guys tend to exaggerate certain measurements, so 4 inches became 6 inches. :D
I haven't actually used my crash pad in a couple years, so guess-timated the thickness of one when I put together the business plan. My bad.

I've also rewritten part of the story summary, removing some of the cheese from it. After rereading it again (for the millionth time), it did sound too cheesy. I'm not sure when that change will be implemented as I'm not the web master, but it will be changed.

I appreciated any constructive criticism and feedback, so please don't hesitate to share with me (overthecrux@gmail.com).

FYI - this movie is an independent venture, not supported or paid for by any Hollywood studio.

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Re: Seriously

Postby BackClip » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:32 pm

^^^^BWHAHAHAHAHA^^^^^ I expect royalties on yer new name. I will take payments in the form of 4" crash pads.
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Re: Seriously

Postby samg » Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:55 pm

I highly suggest you reconsider the casting thing... seriously, only a 200# gorilla has a plausible chance at fighting off and destroying chalk covered-climber vampires. Have you seen those things move?

I think it is awesome that Joel and Tara finally figured out that the only way to resolve their ego war and for Tara to heal her shattered self was to put aside petty human emotions and become super-vampires. That goes deep to the core of what it means to be human and a climber. The part where they are hanging batlike from a roof and drop onto a group of unsuspecting gumbies like birds of prey almost makes you wish you were a vampire yourself.

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Re: Seriously

Postby sfotex » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:34 pm

Or, we save 200# gorilla for the one man play that will surely follow, and he can be tara and joel.

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Re: Seriously

Postby Cheese Writer » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:25 pm

hmm, I like the vampire take on the story. We'll make that the sequel. Call it Over the Crucifix.
I'll be sure to give you guys story credit.

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Re: Seriously

Postby sevrdhed » Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:00 am

I'm gonna go see this movie just because cheese writer is so unbutthurt about getting shit on the intardwebs.

Also, I'll be in phoenix in october - let me know where to come for my casting call. This is my calling in life.... to play tara.
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Re: Seriously

Postby 200#gorilla » Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:43 pm

They like me. They really, really like me!






Sorry, just practiceing my acceptance speech.


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