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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby grk10vq » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:45 am

Tenesmus wrote:not classified, but... Zoso?

in short....

SALT LAKE CITY — It was a moment of ZEN Monday for Kenny Clayton.
He made a bet with his University of Utah friends to motivate him to lose weight. His New Year's resolution was to lose a very unsafe 50 pounds in just 100 days!!

His friends who really wanted to kill him were unavailable for comment and are looking foward to him gaining this all back by the end of July.
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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby ZOSO » Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:36 pm

Be good to Kenny. He'd kick your ass @ the bass fishing tourney.

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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby sevrdhed » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:41 am

Again, not ksl classifieds, but classic nonetheless.

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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby ZOSO » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:13 am

Best of comments: "white people"

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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby boissal » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:49 am

Trad climbers shall forever be know as "folks trained in the use of non invasive support devices".
Also, this (emphasis mine):

Climbing in the 70's was about adventure as much as athletics. Today is has evolved into vertical gymnastics. Elite climbers are disciplined athletes who train constantly, repeating movements to perfection. Consider the 30 or so climbers who show up a party at Potter's cabin. In the old days such a gathering would be an all night rager, roaring till dawn. No longer. Nobody smokes, hardly anyone drinks. Potter serves a sensible vegetable and rice dish, four climbers bring homemade apple pies, and one and all are in bed before midnight, because everybody had a "project" they are working on the next day." Buncha PTA members!!! With gonads.


BWAH HA FUCKING HA! Sensible vegetable dish. So that's what they call it these days.
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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby sevrdhed » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:23 am

That sounds more like a circle jerk than a party.
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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby sfotex » Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:39 pm

nobody smokes, hardly anyone drinks. Potter serves a sensible vegetable and rice dish, four climbers bring homemade apple pies, and one and all are in bed before midnight,



All this time I just thought I was getting old, but it turns out I'm just a disciplined athlete? Cool.

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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby BackClip » Thu May 05, 2011 8:23 am

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=15419358

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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby sfotex » Tue May 17, 2011 10:44 pm

Someone better grab this rope before I get it:
http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/spo/2381801212.html

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Possibly recover some stolen gear?

Postby price1869 » Wed May 18, 2011 9:38 am

12 fans, the exact number of dudes still posting on this chossy website.

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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby BackClip » Wed May 18, 2011 12:43 pm

hahahaha^^^^^^ is that you????

Jason Price???

I have 18 old hexs I don't know what to do with, can you help?
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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby price1869 » Wed May 18, 2011 2:56 pm

The mere fact that you called them "hexes" disqualifies you. Do they have rock climbing clippers attached? If so, I might make an exception.

Also if they are cerca 1982 hexes that you just bought last year, but a severe case of herpes is keeping you from climbing on a regular basis.
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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby BackClip » Thu May 19, 2011 12:49 pm

price1869 wrote:The mere fact that you called them "hexes" disqualifies you. Do they have rock climbing clippers attached? If so, I might make an exception.

Also if they are cerca 1982 hexes that you just bought last year, but a severe case of herpes my Mom gave you is keeping you from climbing on a regular basis.



I thought it was the weather keeping me from climbing....tell yer Mom she still sucks.
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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby Tenesmus » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:22 pm

This would be a crazy way to do a river. Verl is a bit of a whitewater legend.

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=16218166&cat=&lpid=2&search=raft

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Re: KSL classified MOZ

Postby BackClip » Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:49 pm

Thats quite the rig. Wonder what happened for him to want to sell that beast? 25hp motor on that? I bet you can ski behind it...
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