Trad climbers shall forever be know as "folks trained in the use of non invasive support devices".
Also, this (emphasis mine):
Climbing in the 70's was about adventure as much as athletics. Today is has evolved into vertical gymnastics. Elite climbers are disciplined athletes who train constantly, repeating movements to perfection. Consider the 30 or so climbers who show up a party at Potter's cabin. In the old days such a gathering would be an all night rager, roaring till dawn. No longer. Nobody smokes, hardly anyone drinks. Potter serves a sensible vegetable and rice dish, four climbers bring homemade apple pies, and one and all are in bed before midnight, because everybody had a "project" they are working on the next day." Buncha PTA members!!! With gonads.
BWAH HA FUCKING HA! Sensible vegetable dish. So that's what they call it these days.
Yo mama's so fat her patronus is cake.