Zoso's post count to triple????

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Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby BackClip » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:58 am

Best wishes to Zoso on a speedy recovery!
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby PunchKing » Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:51 pm

Finally trying to rub that last one out caught up to you, eh?

Good luck, get better soon.

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hope he's allright...

Postby grk10vq » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:00 pm

car accident?
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby ZOSO » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:52 pm

Here's the story so you may do sum learnin:

Ten and I do a new route (stellar!) in LCC. ["stellar" means chossy as hell]
He leads, I follow. I rap first. I was in a hurry to get down (sounds like the beginning of every accident report I've ever read).
The rap was all clear. But....
At the bottom, I traversed 6 feet or so to rap another 15 feet. Ten yelled "ROCK!"
We've all dodged many over the years; my thoughts upon seeing it "Oh, that's BIG".
I waited for the bounce to figer its direction, but BAM, no time or space to react--narrow drainage.
Approx 2x3x1 foot boulder. Ten asks, "Bryce, you OK?"
I'm too nauseated and kinda in shock to answer immediately, which makes him a little nervous. he he
So we splint the left leg with a stick and a BBQ brush, and due to ego, we walk out. (2 hours vs what normally takes 10-12 min). S&R? Of course not. I too was making fun of the guy that bork his ankle on Great White Icicle last season and got S&R.

ER: mult Fractures R ankle/foot and Fracture L femur by knee, subluxated patella. 2 mos nonweightbearing in wheelie Mcfeely. Good Times!

Analysis:

Obvious isn't it? Always scope the entire route/rap for potential love boulders so yer line doesn't snag one. Clean em on the way down BEFORE you get down.

I offering this up for educational purposes to yall. Don't need a lecture or further "You should a" comments.

On the other hand, I gots time. So if you wanna rip, feel free. I got a few in me yet. Besides it'll be good fun.

BTW: If you own 1996 N. American Mountaineering Accidents, you can find me in there too.

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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby boissal » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:54 am

Glad to hear it's not worse and you're still on your feet. Errrr... foot.
A block that size could do some fierce damage.
Get better fast, there's tons more choss to beat on and trundle in Little!
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby sevrdhed » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:03 am

You know, you would've been much safer if you had just..........






























































Drank more beer. Good luck on a speedy recovery man!
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby SpreadSheet » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:08 am

ZOSO wrote:So we splint the left leg with a stick and a BBQ brush, and due to ego, we walk out. (2 hours vs what normally takes 10-12 min).


Hmm, not exactly as I remember it! You forgot to mention the butt scooch for the first half. Oops... due to ego we shall not admit to any butt scrubbing, etc... There is a super clean approach up to the exact spot now! Thanks Zoso, always taking em for the team!!!
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby samg » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:59 pm

A rock that big hurtling toward you must be terrifying even in retrospect.

Hope you get better asap if not sooner.

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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby boissal » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:17 pm

SpreadSheet wrote:
ZOSO wrote:So we splint the left leg with a stick and a BBQ brush, and due to ego, we walk out. (2 hours vs what normally takes 10-12 min).


Hmm, not exactly as I remember it! You forgot to mention the butt scooch for the first half. Oops... due to ego we shall not admit to any butt scrubbing, etc... There is a super clean approach up to the exact spot now! Thanks Zoso, always taking em for the team!!!

This forum is merciless... The guy got nailed by a chunk of mountain and he's still being called on his lack of style during the hike out.
Whoa. Just whoa!
You should have beat him with a stick to get him to move faster...
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby SpreadSheet » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:40 pm

I've held it in the whole week! And I had his blood on my arm, so I have some rights. Seriously though, Bryce took it like a man. He's a stud, so anything I say is totally sarcastic!
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby Tenesmus » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:43 pm

That was terrifying.

Funny thing is, he kept saying, "No, I'm not letting them come and get me - I made too much fun of the guys for not self rescuing off the GWI this winter."

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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby boissal » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:57 pm

Tenesmus wrote:"No, I'm not letting them come and get me - I made too much fun of the guys for not self rescuing off the GWI this winter."

Ego is quite the bitch... Way to stick to one's beliefs though.
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby BackClip » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:54 am

Tenesmus wrote:That was terrifying.

Funny thing is, he kept saying, "No, I'm not letting them come and get me - I made too much fun of the guys for not self rescuing off the GWI this winter."


Good on him. You don't need SAR for everything......
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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby ZOSO » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:26 pm

Forgot to mention:

Spatial thanks to Tenesmus, Spreadsheet, and my bro Mike Perkins for the assistance with the evac.

Ten and Spreadsheet: Sorry for the blood; don't think it's tainted--as far as you know. Ten, did it come out of your car seat?

And Thanks to Dallen (SunnyD) for building the much-needed wheelie ramp off my backdoor. :D

Thx everyone else for "speedy recovery" wishes. I appreciate that. Ten says its a good time to learn to read. He claims it'll really enrich my life. Ha.

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Re: Zoso's post count to triple????

Postby boissal » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:29 pm

ZOSO wrote:Ten says its a good time to learn to read

That might cost me a keyboard which is now covered in the coffee that shot out of my nose...
Laughing pretty hard, thanks!
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