What are you, 13? Is 1984 the year of your first lobectomy?
And what's this troll post you speak of? I doubt you could troll yourself into an MP thread even though most of the fools posting there can be baited with the mention of bouldering/beanies/aliens/gyms/dogs/your mom.
There's 3G at the Turtle Wall, make sure to post awesome selfies of you waiting in line to crush all the grease ball 5.10s...
Yo mama's so fat her patronus is cake.