your mp moment of zen...

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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby sfotex » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:31 pm

^^^^^

Slackline fail?

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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby Tenesmus » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:56 am

I'm pretty sure I contracted a novel lung condition while cleaning the line. Hopefully it gets repeated before the lichen comes back with a vengeance. Adding a stiff wire brush to the rack might be helpful. Hopefully you enjoy your meal!

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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby grk10vq » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:18 pm

sfotex wrote:^^^^^

Slackline fail?

good candidate...but "critique my anchor"
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby boissal » Wed Aug 13, 2014 9:17 am

Yes I know that rapping on 3mm cord is a big no-no but it was only a 20ft rap and I'm an adrenaline junkie. Besides, I've decked from that high before and the only injury was a sore back for a week or so.
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby grk10vq » Fri Aug 15, 2014 11:06 pm

Does anyone know of any good online videos or books that teach one how to bolt on sandstone?
(BTW, I did look on youtube, but didn't see anything that focused on sandstone).
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby boissal » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:42 am

It would be nice if there was a personal option to filter the more explicit images that show up in the "pictures of the moment" feature of Mountain Project's home page. For the most part, I enjoy seeing these pictures, but I don't want to see an over-head view of a permiscuous/busty woman climbing upward. I just don't need/want to see any of this, (I'm married with 2 kids), but I do like seeing some of the awesome climbing pictures that people have posted, and often this is why I visit the home page.
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby grk10vq » Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:26 am

I'm sure most men are going to disagree with me. They love the immodest pictures. But try to imagine for a moment that it really isn't fun to be met with temptation when you're not looking for it and don't want it.
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby BackClip » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:17 pm

Bonus points if you also share an affinity for Phish jams.
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby BackClip » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:22 pm

boissal wrote:Image



WTF kind of belay is that?
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby boissal » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:04 pm

It's called a don't want to downclimb 50' to maybe find an anchor so decided to use the single bolt and back it up as best I could...
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby BackClip » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:37 pm

haha! Ball busting, the Utarclimbers way.
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby boissal » Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:55 pm

Considering the looks of the "anchor", it's well deserved!
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby tanderson » Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:06 pm

Im a big fan of the "pry-a-flake" feature on the left, however who am I to judge. I've glued hexes in cracks.

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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby boissal » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:41 am

Does really no one have the carings for my enjoyable hard flashes?
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Re: your mp moment of zen...

Postby Tenesmus » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:08 am

grk10vq wrote:
Skyman wrote:
59 views and no comments? Doesn't anyone know about this route?

here's a comment: who the fuck cares?
here's another: flashback to the 90's when you had at least one ball and climb it already.

if 59 people are ignoring your post its because it sucks.


Now this is the Utahclimbers I have come to know.

Anyway Fucktard, I have no balls now, sit behind a desk, and occasionally pull plastic. I wouldn't know what to do with real rock if I touched it. I'm hoping I can sit in a puddle of my own piss and watch some real man with two real balls climb the route and tell me all about it. Now that would be living. Any volunteers?


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