Rule 0269: "All requests for tours, beta, climbing partners, or anything else made by a female noob must be accompanied by a full-body photo. The quality of information provided will be inversely proportional to the habiliments.
It is in italics so it must be official.
"The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later." FP