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All New UC.COM tards read this thread

Postby jun » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:09 pm

Listen up greenhorns, you have now chosen to participate and socialize on an intorweb climbing forum. You run a significant risk of being flamed your first few posts. Please understand that this is natural. Consider it our way of saying "hello and welcome". If you don't get flamed, chances are people are pretending you don't exist and it might be in your best interest to leave.

Here are a few rules of etiquette:
1. Don't take anything personal. If there were 10 rules this could be all 10. Don't be a tard and think everyone hates you, they don't.

2. If you are in the Bouldering forum understand that we aren't real rock climbers. We climb small rock-like objects and complain a lot. Its what we do, deal with it. We maintain this same philosophy about life and it is reflected in our posts.

3.. Real rock climbers post in the Routes forum. They are intelligent people who try hard. Respek.

4. If you choose to talk about the following topics be prepared to get completely plastered with ridicule:
- gym climbing
- grades
- buildering
- colorado

5. Don't believe a word grk says, unless it is in regards to route beta.

6. Gorilla is a big softy, no matter what he says to you. He is a German/Hawaiian, which means he can't control what comes out of his mouth, but he will hug later anyway.

7. Chances are if a girl posts here she climbs harder than you. Show the proper respect.

8. This is Shaft's house. He knows people.

9. I used to have the most posts and then gorilla didn't work for like 3 months and stole it from me. I'm still pissed about that.

10. Don't be a pussy and take things personal.
Up, way up.

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Postby grk10vq » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:23 pm

well put lassie.


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Re: All New UC.COM tards read this thread

Postby 200#gorilla » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:49 pm

jun wrote:6. Gorilla is a big softy, no matter what he says to you. He is a German/Hawaiian, which means he can't control what comes out of his mouth, but he will hug later anyway.


dude, i have complete control over my voice, i'm a freakin' ventriloquist like that - it's my typing fingers that are out of control!

also, i'm "RUSSOJEWSKI" - which means that i drink a lot of vodka and i'm always worried that me and my peeps are going to get sent to the showers.

i really have a problem with public showers to this very day.


jun wrote:9. I used to have the most posts and then gorilla didn't work for like 3 months and stole it from me. I'm still pissed about that.


don't sell my accomplishment short. i was "unemployed", for, like, THREE YEARS!

it would take an army of unemployed part-polynesian "mr. mom-ilfs" to surpass you in "3 months".

PFFffffft!

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Postby PunchKing » Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:22 pm

I hope this thread withstands the test of time and is not invalid in a mater of months. Hugs and hand grenades to all noobs!

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buildering at my gym in Colorado

Postby Texaswall » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:49 pm

I'm glad I read this thread before posting, but still, I can't help myself. Here's my question:

What V grade would you give the traverse around the outside of Momentum if the door handles on REI are off? My posse back in Boulderado FA'ed several problems around the outside walls of the Spot. The V5/6 was hard on the tips but felt easier shirtless.

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Re: buildering at my gym in Colorado

Postby 200#gorilla » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:02 pm

Texaswall wrote:I'm glad I read this thread before posting, but still, I can't help myself. Here's my question:

What V grade would you give the traverse around the outside of Momentum if the door handles on REI are off? My posse back in Boulderado FA'ed several problems around the outside walls of the Spot. The V5/6 was hard on the tips but felt easier shirtless.


OMG, what a n0ob!

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Re: buildering at my gym in Colorado

Postby sevrdhed » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:57 pm

Texaswall wrote: The V5/6 was hard on the tips but felt easier shirtless.


Beanie or no beanie?

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Postby sp » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:21 pm

Beanie and rolled-up jeans.
You must also arrive on a fixed gear bike.

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dreads and a longboard

Postby Texaswall » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:37 pm

Self-crocheted beanie to hold my wannabe dreads, and my longboard doesn't have gears silly. Peace out.

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Postby 200#gorilla » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:15 pm

he's definitely sporting those espadrilles of the new millenium - the sanuk dirtbag non shoe.

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Postby Tenesmus » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:00 pm

who try hard

nuff said. ouch.

oh and I almost forgot
He is a German/Hawaiian, which means he can't control what comes out of his mouth, but he will hug later anyway.

I thought this just meant that he was laid back but that he was always right.

wait, that's what he said about me...

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Postby jun » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:20 am

post count ###
Up, way up.

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Regulators!!! pstcnt++++

Postby PunchKing » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:50 am

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful
woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I
smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"

"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

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Postby 200#gorilla » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:41 am

so, there is this talent show promoter sitting in an office when in walks this nice little family..........

(possibly NWS)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM&feature=related

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Postby grk10vq » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:44 am

adding choss to this forum one post at a time.
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