i think i'm going to go to the shack and leave a note, as follows:
"Dear Sirs of the Shack,
I really dig your abode of sticks. In fact, i'm a little jealous and would like to build one for myself. Where would one find the means and ability to create such a beautiful structure? I would need a breakdown of the costs for the follwoing items that appear in your little shanty: 1 lengthy garden hose, 1 fake pond, 1 large blue tarp, 1 turned over garbage can (does it cost more when it's upside down?), 1 flume of pipe, 2 camping chairs, lots of boulders.
Can you help me with this venture? I promise not to build it within viewing distance of your place. We could even go halvsies on some chicken wire and make a fence to separate the yards. Please respond with a note on the adjoining tree and i will check it in thee days (3 DAYS).
p.s. do shacks like that get you lots of chicks?....... I thought so."
Yep, i think that will be nice for them. Should just do the trick.
Up, way up.